"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
If you pull me in by my shirt before you kiss me, I will fall in love with you.
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
Dads and Tumblr
Dads are like their own species
I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂
#DADS I LOVE MY DAD